- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Anyone can post anything.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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