What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Chris is hairy

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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