- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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