Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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10inch nice

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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flavin's head

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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