- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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