- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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