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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

your mama's so fat... that's it

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

su algato es en fuego

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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