- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What black and has children A black man

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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