- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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