- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

hashtags suck balls

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

jd and zach loves vigina

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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