Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Your mother just died.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Lololol

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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