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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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