why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

you give like i give lomain

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What is older than history?

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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