- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Your girlfriend.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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