A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Justin Bieber.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Where's my baby??

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Invisible Children Foundation.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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