Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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hashtags suck balls

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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