What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Ham sandwich

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Anti Joke

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