- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Knock Knock. Come in.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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