What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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America

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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