- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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