FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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