- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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