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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

I'm rick james bitch

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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