- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

dat shoe shine tho

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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