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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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