What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Male leadership.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Anti Joke

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