- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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