Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Tucker Rivera

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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