If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What hurts like hell? HELL

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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