- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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