- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Justin Beiber

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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