- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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