- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

A lot eh?

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What's your blood type? Red.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

"...."-Hellen Keller

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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