- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Women's Rights

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

a black guy walks into a black bar

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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