- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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