- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Guess what? You guessed it.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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