- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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