Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Women's rights.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Yo Mama just died.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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