- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Kyle grund parker coffey

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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