- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why so serious ?

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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