- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

"Knock knock" Come in!

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

I hate Jews The Holocaust

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

what did jacob say to coach a joke

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

mental kid

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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