Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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drew edminstin is a rat

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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