A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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The Labour Party.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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Major League Soccer

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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