- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

one morning i turned on my tv

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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