- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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