- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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