what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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