what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

I am quite mature.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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