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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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