A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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