- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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