- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Knock knock come in.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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