Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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the lemon was sweet.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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