- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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