Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

rocky is here again.......................

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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