- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Pianos.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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