- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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