- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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