- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

You idiot thats 9 letters

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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