Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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