- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

the economy.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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