- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Knock Knock. Doors open

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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