- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Sam Hengal.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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