- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

This sentence is a lie.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

A black man has a job.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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