- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Ebola

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What's the new green? Green

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