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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

All of these jokes are about white people

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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