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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

woman's lacrosse

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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