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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

the NAACP

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

the NAACP

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

the NAACP

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania