Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

i hate non minorities!

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

whats green and lives in the water

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

the NAACP

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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