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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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