- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's half of 8? o

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

if got a joke if fogot it

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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