Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Women's rights.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Jebron Lames.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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