- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Women's rights.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

SHUT UP JP

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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