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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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