- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Do you know the muffin man? No

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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