- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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