- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Detroit has a low crime rate

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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