roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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