Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

whats up and also down? your mum

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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