- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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