- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Lets Go Lakers!

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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