Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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