Is maynaise an instrument?

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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