What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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one stop shop

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Anti Joke

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