- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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