- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Is maynaise an instrument?

Obama = ebola

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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