whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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How about that airline food?

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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