You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

I am quite mature.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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