whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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