- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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