- Anti Joke

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves