- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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