- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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